Dick and Tom went to get their salary, but department confused everything. As a result, Dick got Tom's salary, and Tom got dicks.

Kolobok hanged himself

- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
- The letter F.

-you know, Jerry died of ligma
-whats ligma
-ligma balls nibba

Two men come into a bar. The first man says, "I will drink H2O, please". The second man says, "I will drink H2O, too".
The second man dies.

Mermaid sat on the twine

Nigger is sunbathing.

Skin and Dean went to the restaurant. But the waiter got their orders mixed up, so Skin got to eat for Dean and Dean got to eat for Skin.

Bear was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he saw a burning car. He sat in it and burned.

— How much watches?
— Ten clocks.
— Such much?
— For whom how…
— MGIMO finished?
— A-a-a-ask!..