Я, сука, уже не альбом, я дискография нахуй!

— Are you single?
— Um... I was going to say "no, I'm an album" but figured out that you had omitted the article before the noun, so it's in fact an adjective, and one can't just replace an adjective like that, and thus my joke would fall flat. So, well, I guess I'm a B-category English speaker then.
— Чё?

- Are you single?
- No, I'm humbucker

— Are you single?
— No, Luk
I am your father.

- Are you single?
- No, I'm float

- Are you single?
— No, I'm looongplay.

- Are you single?
- No, I'm triple and middle one spins itself.

- Are you anek?
- No, I'm banek

— Are you single?
— No, I'm double.

Если кто не знает английского, переведу:
— Фку нщг ыштпду?
— Тщ, Шэб фдигь.