Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - FBI! Everyone against the wall!
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Иисус все больше и больше раздражал проблему наркотиков на земле. Он вызвал экстренную встречу со своими апостолами, и после нескольких часов обсуждения все решили, что им нужна дополнительная информация. Поэтому апостолы вызвались отправиться на Землю и вернуть образцы каждого лекарства. Через несколько дней апостолы начинают возвращаться. - Кто здесь? Это Питер. Иисус открывает дверь. -Что ты вернул, Питер? - Хашиш из Марокко. - Отлично, заходи. - Кто там? - Это Марк. Иисус открывает дверь. - Что ты вернул, Марк? - Марихуана из Индии. - Отлично, заходи. - Кто там? Это Мэтью. Иисус открывает дверь. - Что ты вернул, Мэтью? - Кокаин из Колумбии. - Отлично, заходи. - Кто там? Это Джон. Иисус открывает дверь. -Что вы вернули, Джон? - Экстази из Монреаля. - Отлично, заходи. - Кто там? Это Лука. Иисус открывает дверь. -Что вы вернули, Люк? - Скорость из Амстердама. - Отлично, заходи. - Кто там? Это Иуда. Иисус открывает дверь. - Что ты вернул, Иуда? - ФБР! Все против стены!
Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - Nardy from Armenia.
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A kak tebe takoe - poshel naxyi pidor?
Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - Pig from offshore! It's a fucking stuff!
У нас было два пакетика травы, семьдесят пять ампул мескалина, 5 пакетиков диэтиламида лизергиновой кислоты или ЛСД, солонка, наполовину наполненная кокаином, и целое море разноцветных амфетаминов, барбитураторов и транквилизаторов, а так же литр текилы, литр рома, ящик "Бадвайзера", пинта чистого эфира, и 12 пузырьков амилнитрита. Не то чтобы всё это было категорически необходимо в поездке, но если уж собрался решать проблему наркотиков на Земле, то к делу надо подходить серьёзно.
Этим Иисусом был Рауль Дюк.
<...> - Who's there? - It is George. - Who? I don't know George... Was there George among apostles? How you get there? - I don't know, I'm under PCP. WHERE I CAN HANG MY HAT IN YOUR JUNK YARD??!
Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s AKB subscriber. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, AKB subscriber? - Ya blyat ne znayu angliyskiy
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