The man answers, "3P. G. PigenBotsman"

Кутак сыктым.

And how this to redo?

A beautiful young woman was invited to a party

While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"Ya ne govoryu po anglisky", he replied tenderly

A beautiful young woman was invited to a party

While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Carmen."

After a pause, she asks the man, "What's your name?"

The man answers, "Mr. Bibkin."

"What's a bibki?", she asks

"BJ, and I'll say", he replies quietly

Согласование времен. — Не, не слышал.

A beautiful young woman was invited to a party

While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Carmen."

After a pause, she asks the man, "What's your name?"

The man answers: Микола Парасюк, Львівщина,Західна Україна!"

A beautiful young woman was invited to a party

While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"Я у гэтым не разбираюсь ды яно мне властна кажучы да пiзды" man replied. That was Alyaksand(a)r Ryhoravich Lukashenka

B. J. = Blow Job?

A beautiful young woman was invited to a party

While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Carmen."

After a pause, she asks the man, "What's your name?"

The man answers, "Die Monkey"!