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4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "Was it Joe Dimaggio?"


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4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "Ну ты хозяин и долбоеб."


4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "о Вы из англии"


4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "London is the capital of Great Britain".


4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "Was it Joe Dimaggio?" Man: "Eagle-owl, confirm!" Eagle-owl: "I confirm!"


4 years, 4 months ago

- Feelin, podtwerdee
- I approve


4 years, 4 months ago

Парень привозит собаку к агенту талантов, объясняет, что собака может говорить. Агент откровенно скептически, но соглашается дать парню три минуты. Он поворачивается к собаке и говорит: «Хорошо, Фидо, как называется верх дома?»

«Крыша!»

«Как ощущается наждачная бумага?»

"Грубый!"

«Кто был величайшим бейсболистом всех времен?»

"Рут!"

На этом этапе агент теряет терпение и вышвыривает их обоих на обочину. Собака поворачивается к мужчине и говорит: «Это Джо Димаджо?»


4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Truth!"

"THE GATES OF HELL"

"AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN"

"THROUGH THE NAZI LINES"

"PRIMO VICTORIA"


4 years, 4 months ago

A guy brings a dog to a talent agent, explains the dog can talk. The agent is openly skeptical but agrees to give the guy three minutes. He turns to the dog and says, "OK Fido, what do you call the top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"How does sandpaper feel?"

"Rough!"

"Who was the greatest Baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

At this point the agent loses his patience and kicks them both out onto the curb. The dog turns to the man and says: "Слова то какие заморские, а как тебе такое: poshel nahui?"


4 years, 4 months ago

Хороший английский, и переделки интересные


4 years, 4 months ago

Мужик с собакой приходят на конкурс талантов. Мужик объясняет, что собака умеет говорить. Ну на него посмотрели как на дурака, но дали три минуты. Мужик поворачивается к собаке и спрашивает:
— Псина, с какой кафедры я выпустился?
— ТЯФ!
— Какой пятый месяц еврейского календаря при отсчёте от исхода из Египта?
— Ав!
— Как звали самого известного мультяшного котенка?
— Гав!
Тут жюри теряет терпение, и мужика с собакой вышвыривают на улицу. Собака поворачивается к мужику и спрашивает:
— А че, это был Матроскин?


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