A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.
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A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
-"It's my uncle, he's eating cheese"
Author of a joke is a fucking asshole
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss. And the boss replied:
-"OGOGO EBANNIY V ROT!"
Анекдоты категории Intermediate
Тот редкий случай, когда переделки про конец анека выглядят к месту.
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: no.
>The client asked the same things
>an orange 73g
>an orange 79g
Это нихуя не the same things
АКБ образовательный
Я смотрю одмен большой знаток английского, а как тебе такое - poshel nahui pidor.
Krasivyy muzhchina voshel v gostinitsu i poprosil uvidet' bossa. Kogda nachalsya boss, istoriya nachalas'.
-Kliyent: nomer 39 pust?
-Boss: Da, ser.
-Kliyent: mogu li ya zakazat' yego?
-Boss: Konechno, mozhesh'.
-Kliyent: Blagodaryu vas.
Pered tem, kak otpravit'sya v komnatu, kliyent poprosil bossa predostavit' yemu chernyy nozh, beluyu nit' 39 sm i oranzhevuyu 73 g.
Khozyain soglasilsya, khotya on byl udivlen strannymi veshchami, kotoryye poprosil kliyent.
Kliyent voshel v yego komnatu, on ne prosil yedy ili chego-to yeshche.
K neschast'yu dlya bossa, yego komnata byla ryadom s nomerom 39.
Posle polunochi boss uslyshal strannyye golosa i shum v komnate etogo kliyenta. Golosa dikikh zhivotnykh i posudy i posudy brosayutsya na pol.
Boss ne spal toy noch'yu. On vse dumal i dumal, chto mozhet byt' istochnikom shuma.
Utrom, kogda kliyent peredal klyuchi bossu, posledniy poprosil snachala posmotret' komnatu.
On podoshel k komnate i nashel vse v poryadke. Nichego neobychnogo. On dazhe nashel nitku, chernyy nozh i apel'sin na stole.
Kliyent oplatil schet i dal kolokol'chikam ochen' khoroshiy sovet i ostavil otel' ulybat'sya.
Boss byl v shoke, no on ne raskryl togo, chto on uslyshal dlya kolokol'chikov. Fakticheski, on nachal somnevat'sya v sebe.
Cherez god kliyent snova poyavilsya. On poprosil snova uvidet' bossa. Boss byl v golovolomke.
Kliyent sprosil to zhe samoye: komnata 39, chernyy nozh, belaya nit' 39 sm i oranzhevyy 79 g.
Na etot raz boss khotel uznat' pravdu vsemi vozmozhnymi sposobami. On provel bessonnyye nochi, ozhidaya chego-to. Posle polunochi nachalis' te zhe samyye golosa i shumy, na etot raz gromche i boleye nerazborchivykh, chem god nazad.
Opyat' zhe, pered ot"yezdom, kliyent oplatil schet i ostavil bol'shoy nakonechnik na stole dlya kolokol'chikov. Ulybka ne pokidala yego litsa.
Nachal'nik nachal iskat' smysl vsego, chto poprosil kliyent. Pochemu on poprosil nomer 39? Pochemu belaya nit'? Pochemu chernyy nozh ??? Fakticheski, boss ne prishel k kakomu-libo ubeditel'nomu otvetu na vse eti voprosy.
Boss teper' s neterpeniyem zhdal mesyats marta, mesyats, v kotoryy poyavilsya kliyent.
K yego udivleniyu, v pervyy den' marta poyavilsya tot zhe samyy kliyent. On zadal te zhe voprosy. Khotel zakazat' tu zhe komnatu, khotel imet' to zhe samoye, chto i ran'she.
Boss snova uslyshal te zhe shumy, na etot raz gromche, chem ran'she.
Utrom, kogda kliyent pokidal gostinitsu, boss vezhlivo izvinilsya pered kliyentom i poprosil uznat' sekret za shumami v komnate.
- «Yesli ya rasskazhu vam sekret, vy obeshchayete nikogda ne raskryvat' yego komu-libo yeshche?»
- «YA obeshchayu, chto nikogda ne pozvolyu nikomu znat'».
-''Klyanus'''
- «Klyanus', ya ne raskroyu vashu taynu»
Itak, nakonets, kliyent pokazal svoyu taynu bossu.
K sozhaleniyu, boss byl iskrennim chelovekom. Do sikh por on nikomu ne raskryval svoyu taynu.
Kogda on eto sdelayet, ya dam vam znat' ... spasibo za chteniye.