A man and a woman are making love, but do not live together

Говори по-русски блядь!

A man and a woman are making love.
The woman asks: [Did] you finish?
The man is insulted: Finnish? No! I am Russian.
Vodochki nam prinesi, mi domoi letim.

A man and a woman are making love.
The woman asks: MGIMO finished?
The man is insulted: Ask!

A man and a woman are making love.
The woman asks: [Did] you cum?
The man is insulted: Come? Yes! If I didn't come, whose dick fucks you so perfect, you stupid bitch?

A man and a woman are making love.
The woman asks: your dick is visible, you know?

Jebe jednom čovek žensku. Ona mu kaže:
- Šta to radiš konju jedan?
- Zar ne vidiš? Jebem ti dupe. To je jedan starinski mornarski običaj. Pa jedi govno i ćuti.
(Ako neko nije razumeo jer taj tip se zove Pupa, a njegova drolja je Lupa)

A man and a woman are making love.
The woman asks: [Did] you finish?
The man is insulted: Fёёnnish? Nu! I em Svedёёsh, und effter ve-å fёёnish, I'll gu cüük-a søøm mёёtbølls!

exposed так то

Мужчина и женщина делаются любовь.
Женщина спрашивают: [Дид] Ты финиш?
Мужчина это инстультирует: Финн? Не! Я есть Шведиш и продолжается нахуй её.