A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the
clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud,
upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the
ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On
this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the
eyes.
"Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought
the man, "might as well carry on." On the next cloud was an even more
attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or
climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself
that this was getting better the further he went.
On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Fuck
me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted. Unable to imagine
what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair
showing, flies buzzing around his meat and ass. "Who are you?" the man
asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "Why you lookin' in anek ending, faggot?"

Шёл мужик по улице, видит лестница прямо в небо идёт. Начал по ней забираться. Добрался до первого облака, а там сидит страшная женщина и говорит мужику: "Трахни меня или лезь дальше". Мужик полез дальше. Долез до ещё одного облака, а там сидит средней красоты женщина и говорит: "Трахни меня или лезь дальше". Мужик полез дальше. На третьем облаке сидела сумасшедшей красоты девушка, которая сказала тоже самое, что и предыдущие: "Трахни меня или лезь дальше". Мужик решил, что надо лезть дальше.
Поднялся на самый-самый верх. Смотрит, а там сидит здоровенный жирдяй. Мужик спрашивает у жирдяя: "Ты кто?"
"Привет!" - говорит жирдяй: "Я - Чез"

Человек шел по улице, когда увидел лестницу, идущую в
облака. Как и любой из нас, он поднялся по лестнице. Он достиг облака,
на которой сидела довольно пухленькая и очень уродливая женщина. «Вверните меня или заберитесь
лестнице к успеху », - сказала она.
Никакого соревнования, подумал человек, поэтому он поднялся по лестнице к следующему облаку. На
это облако было чуть более тонкой женщиной, которая была немного легче на
глаза.
«Тяните меня крепко или поднимайтесь по лестнице к успеху», - сказала она. "Хорошо продумано
человек, может также продолжаться ». На следующее облако было еще больше
привлекательная леди, которая на этот раз была довольно привлекательной. «Вверните меня сейчас или
подняться по лестнице к успеху », - сказала она.
Когда он повернул ее и поднялся по лестнице, человек подумал про себя
что это стало лучше, чем дальше.
На следующее облако была абсолютная красота. Тонкий, привлекательный, много. "Блядь
меня здесь и сейчас или взбирайся на лестницу к успеху », - флиртовала она.
что можно было ждать и быть игровым человеком, он решил снова подняться.
Когда он добрался до следующего облака, появился 400-килограммовый уродливый человек,
показывая, мухи жужжали вокруг его мяса и осла. "Кто ты?" тот человек
спросил.
«Привет» сказал уродливый толстяк: «Я Сесс!»

Кто не понял, success звучит как suck Cess

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the
clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud,
upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the
ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On
this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the
eyes.
"Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought
the man, "might as well carry on." On the next cloud was an even more
attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or
climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself
that this was getting better the further he went.
On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Fuck
me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted. Unable to imagine
what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair
showing, flies buzzing around his meat and ass. "Who are you?" the man
asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Alexey Vilnusov and i'm opening point of entrance!"

"was an even more
attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive"
Заебись сказано, конечно

Кто не понял, анекдот на английском

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the
clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud,
upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the
ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On
this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the
eyes.
"Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought
the man, "might as well carry on." On the next cloud was an even more
attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or
climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself
that this was getting attractive the attractiver he went.
On the attractive cloud was an attractive beauty. Attractive , attractive, the lot. "Fuck
me here and attractive or climb the attractive ladder to attractive success," she attractivly flirted. Unable to attractive
what could be attractive, and being an attractive man, he decided to climb attractive.
When he attractive the attractive cloud, there was a 400 pound attractive man, arm attractive hair
attractivly showing, attractive flies buzzing attractivly around his attractive meat and attractive ass. "Who the attractive are you?" the attractive man
attractivly asked.
"Hello, attractive" said the attractive attractive man, "I'm attractive!"

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the
clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud,
upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the
ladder to success," she said.
The man answered "Are you ebanutaya?! Kak ya tebya na lestnice trahat budu?!"

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