A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "mother."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a vegan"

Негр держал восемь-месячного ребенка в то время как его жена была в фиксирующем кухне обед. Ребенок пробормотал, "мать".
Парень получает все возбужденные и завопил своей жене, "Эй, ребенок только что сказал полуслова!"

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "fucker."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "glory to ukraine"

Сначала не понела, а потом как орнула!

"murmured" :з

Шутка в том, что он хотел сказать motherfucker

А nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "I am vegan."

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "Your dick is sticking out".
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, I know how I will name my latest piece!"

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "АААААА БЛЯДЬ НАХУЙ."