A man was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "pig — is awesome theme."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, our baby wanna be a captain!"

Я смотрю автор знаток английского? А как тебе такое - poshel naxui pidor

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"

А сколько нужно задонатить, чтобы анеки на русском были?

Шутка типо в слове motherfucker? Лондон ис зе кэпитал оф грейт Британ

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A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "mother."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to the baby, "English muthafucka! Do ya speak it?!"

О, да вы из гетто...

A nigger was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "mother."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!".
Then his wife says: "оо вы из Англии?".