A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Алё,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "Алё?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "Малё"

after these words, a real nightmare began in the hospital.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"У тебя хуй в жопе и у меня хуй в жопе, но есть нюанс"

Господа, я тут на днях слышал остроумнейший анекдот:
Лежит в палате пациент. Заходит молодая медсестра. Пациент спрашивает:
-мои результаты теста уже готовы?
Не помню точно их дальнейший диалог, но слово за слово медсестра схватила его за яйца.