An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”
To which the German boy replies, “Of course.”
"How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father.
“Well,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”
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An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
чево блять? а на русском никак нихуя сказать нельзя? бубнит чето, ебаный рот,” says his mother.
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
My God,” says his mother. “You priemny”
Совет от Соника: если перевести на английский язык баян времен «Аншлага», он заиграет новыми красками.
Blyat, opyat elfyiskyi!
Хитёр, собака, ох хитёр немецкий парень...
шпиён, должно быть
My God,” says his mother. “You radiopriemnik”
Английская пара решила усыновить маленького немецкого мальчика. Через два года ребенок не говорит, и его родители начинают беспокоиться о нем. Через три года он все еще не говорил, а через четыре года он еще не произнес ни слова.
Английская пара считает, что он никогда не будет говорить, но он все еще прекрасный ребенок, и на его следующий день рождения они устроили ему вечеринку и сделали ему шоколадный торт с апельсиновой глазурью.
Родители приходят на кухню, когда входит мальчик и говорит: «Мама, папа, мне плевать на апельсиновую глазурь на шоколадном торте».
«Боже мой», - говорит его мать. «Ты можешь говорить?»
На что немецкий мальчик отвечает: «Конечно».
«Почему ты никогда не говорил раньше?» - спрашивает его отец.
«Ну, - говорит мальчик, - до сих пор все было удовлетворительно».
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”
- Да (Штирлиц никогда не был так близко к провалу.)
Nihuya ne pnyatno, but very interesno, mmm
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
“ОГОГОГОЕБАНЫЙВРОООТ!!!”” says his mother.