An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”
To which the German boy replies, “Of course.”
"How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father.
“Well,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”
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да тут даже древнее аншлага:
А тут Хватайка слетел со шкафа — и к дяде Федору на кровать. Он увидел, что у него что-то блестит под мышкой. Все на папу смотрели, а он градусник украл.
— Ловите его! — кричит папа. — Температура улетела!
Пока Хватайку ловили, такой шум стоял, что даже Мурка пришла из сарая в окошко смотреть. Всунулась она в комнату и говорит:
— Тьфу ты! И совсем не смешно.
Все так и сели. Надо же! Мурка разговаривает!
— Ты что, говорить умеешь? — спрашивает кот.
— Ага!
— А чего же ты раньше молчала?
— А то и молчала. О чём с вами разговаривать-то?..
(с) Успенский Трое из Простоквашино
никогда ещё Штирлиц не был так близок к провалу...
Я все понимаю, но зачем здесь вообще нужны национальности и факт усыновления?
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”
To which the German boy replies, “Of course.”
"How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father.
“Because i dont now you're fucking language! I'm a german!"says the boy.
Nu i kak ya eto peredelyvat budu?
Idi ka ti v pizdu, uebok! Kak tebe takoe, Elon Musk?
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, is there any place here in this putrid rathouse where I can hang my hat?”
“Oh, come on, you silly,” says his mother. “It's like your previous home was better. And we're in the wrong joke, either.”
Disappointed, the German boy leaves the kitchen with shame.
На самом деле мальчик был австрийский и потом полмира разъебал в труху. Но это уже другая история.
Всех кроме русского выебали и съели
Я сюда деградировать прихожу, а не ребусы ваши ебучие разгадывать!