As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Похоже на эльфийский. Не могу прочитать
What a great joke mate
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "We can see your dick, you know!".
Когда самолет вот-вот рухнет, женщина-пассажир отчаянно вскакивает и объявляет: «Если я умру, я хочу умереть, чувствуя себя женщиной». Она снимает всю свою одежду и спрашивает: «Есть ли на этом самолете кто-то, кто достаточно взрослый, чтобы заставить меня чувствовать себя женщиной?» Человек встает, снимает рубашку и говорит: «Вот, гладь это!».
P.S. Вот все лайкают но никто не знает что я взял и перевел через Google Translator чтобы было смешно. Сейчас, вчитавшись, я понимаю что нихуя это не смешно
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "London is the capital of Great Britain!".
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, make me a dealijance!"
Woman dies immideatly.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and laughes so unpleasantly.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and, mr. officer, you won't believe it...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a pig. Because the pig is such a fucking awesome thing!"