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8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


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8 лет, 3 месяца назад

Как самолет о падении, женский пассажир прыгает вверх неистово и объявляет: "Если я иду в смерть, я хочу умереть чувство как женщина". Она убирает всю ее одежду и спрашивает: "Есть здесь любой, кто достаточно человек чтобы сделать меня чувствовать как женщина?" Человек встает вверх, убирает его рубашку и говорит: "Здесь, железо это".


8 лет, 3 месяца назад


Самолёт уже близится к падению, и тут со своего места второпях вскакивает одна пассажирка и восклицает: "Раз уж мы все умрём, так пусть я умру как настоящая женщина!". Скидывает с себя всю одежду и вопрошает: "Ну, есть здесь хоть какой мужик, кто пробудит во мне женщину?". Встаёт один мужик, снимает рубашку, и протягивает ее женщине: "На! Погладь мне рубашку!"

Эх, ты... MGIMO finished...



8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Again, you PALISH in the end of the ANEKA!!!?"


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "I`m not a real man, I found this shirt on a construction site".


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, " Look gennadiy , this is a crocodile that we will fuck today".


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, " Well, let's look at the parts you wrote)) It seems that you are really shell-shocked, offended by the life of the imbecile)) I can tell you in the face, ready to come listen?) All that fucking you wrote this simple cunt, rembo room)) from The fact that you wrote a lot, your life will not be better)) do not piss off the bags, many of you such in the spring thawed)) About such as you say: Mom did not want, Dad did not try to) Take a look at my message to you <try to analyze and do Conclusions for themselves)"


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "о вы из Англии"


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

Как самолет о падении, женский пассажир прыгает вверх неистово и объявляет: OGO-GO, EBANNIJ V ROT!!!


8 лет, 3 месяца назад

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up: I'm, talk, Kubovich


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