Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go off the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands...
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one pig, because the pig is fucking awesome thing.

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10 пидоров и одна шлюха держатся за хуй, но хуй 11 человек не выдержит, одному надо прыгать, и все молчат, потому что рот тоже занят. Только шлюха как более умелая смогла сказать с набитым ртом что всегда давала мужикам во все дырки и гордится этим, ну и пидоры захлопали все и видимо упали, потому что когда хлопаешь в ладоши, за хуй уже не держишься, и видимо тупой омерикос который придумал эту безпонтовую хуету думал, что это пизда ор

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go off the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, Armenians began to play backgammon.

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go off the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, Georgian man put out a candle.

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said "Oh fuck, Gorshok is dead".

Это не категория б, а категория ОК какая-то уже

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go off the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men said:"слова какие то заморские... Ладно, соси"

Дежа Вю навеяло:
- Ничего страшного, господин профессор, пусть говорит на английском, я потом переведу.
- Переводить нельзя.