Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says «Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line». Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
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Какой-то рэперский юмор
Парень заходит в бар и заказывает текилу с солью. Бармен подаёт ему текилу. Парень спрашивает его: "А где же здесь соль?"
- А соли нет. Только говно и песок.
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says
«GOD!!! BLESS ME!!! HELLO!!!
THOUGHTS ALOUD - THAT IS, PRAYER!!!
THE POWER GENERATOR IN THREE PANCAKES IT!
THE INTERNAL PANCAKE TURNS ITSELF!
PIG IS A TOP FUCKING TOPIC!!
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.!! HOW MUCH LONGER — YOU WILL BE ROBBING CUSTOMERS — OF SOLVENT-646!!!??? - LET'S SAY-YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE-THAT YOUR COMPANY IS BEING STOLEN!!! BRAINYCAT!!! LIHOIMSTVO!!! "MONEY-LOVING WOMEN!!! AS IN MOSCOW , SO IN ST. PETERSBURG!!! — I'M READY TO OPEN ON YOU CRIMINAL CASE - IN FACT-A FRAUD!!! "I'M READY TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU!"!! - AT YOUR COMPANY - FOR EACH TON OF SOLVENT - 646-ADD-ABOUT A HUNDRED LITERS-OF DISTILLED WATER!!! "AND NO ONE NOTICES IT ANYMORE!"!!”
GLORY TO UKRAINE!!!
GLORY TO THE HEROES!!!
where is chertezh.txt?!
бля, проорал с "THE INTERNAL PANCAKE TURNS ITSELF!"
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says «Grishkovets, poshel nahui otsuda»
Хлопець йде в бар і замовляє п 'ємо фруктовий Пунш. Бармен говорит "Приятеля, якщо ви хочете удар, ви повинні будете стояти у черзі". Хлопець озирається, але немає ніякої кінцівки.
Вы чё блять,нерусские што ле?
Guy walks into a bar and orders a pound of fruit. The bartender says, "Pal, if you want a pound of fruit, you'll have to turn back and go to the market". The guy then gets pounded in the ass.
Fyren går inn i en bar og bestiller en fruktpunch. Bartender sier «Gutt, hvis du vil ha en trøkk, må du stå i kø». Fyren ser seg rundt, men det er ingen slaglinje.