My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
Its name was John.

His other leg was named Will

My friend said he is a pidor.

Мой друг сказал мне, что знает человека с деревянной ногой по имени Смит. И я спросил его "А как зовут его вторую ногу?"

Видали, нахуй, какой я умный, что по англицки шпрехаю? А вы-быдло

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
- Pizda!!!

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other конец анека?"

Там не нужна запятая после «ногой». В этом, блядь, и заключается анек, что чел пропустил запятую и вышло, что Смит — имя ноги.

Что, английский выучил, и думаешь, что самый крутой? Как тебе такое: poshel nahui pidor

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
It's name was Albert Einstein.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "Have you washed your butt?"

He said yes.

I extinguished the candle.