Teacher: "Hey Johnny, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down."

Johnny: "Fuck you!"

Учитель: Джони, можешь назвать мне имена трех королей которые принесли радость и мир в людские жизни?

Джони: Выпивка, Куриение и Секс
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Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Johnny: "В лицо мне это скажи, интернет-герой"

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Johnny: "No"

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Johnny: "Petrovich, Vasily Ivanovich and Poruchik Rzhevskiy"

кто не понял:
Мұғалім: "Джонни, аласың, - деп айтуға, маған аты 3 ұлы патшалар, әкелді бақыт пен бейбітшілік, адамдардың өмір сүру керек?"

Джонни: "ішуге, темекі шегуге және трахать"

Особенно смокинг

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Johnny: Pig, Junga and Dogs.
(Johny's second name was Panin)

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Johnny: "I know only Poo-teen"

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Johnny: "London is the capital of Great Britain"