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2 years, 3 months ago

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.


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2 years, 3 months ago

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody seen my rooster that went missing from the hen house this morning?'
'You've ruined the whole joke' said parishioners


2 years, 3 months ago

и как это понимат?
амекире продались


2 years, 3 months ago

This priest was Sasha Grey


2 years, 3 months ago

El hombre ha comprado un sombrero y la es adecuado


2 years, 3 months ago

ООО да вы из Англии


2 years, 3 months ago

В одном маленьком ирландском посёлке жил священник, который любил своих петуха и десять куриц, живших в курятнике за церковью. В одно воскресное утро, перед службой, он пошёл кормить птиц и обнаружил, что петуха нет. Он знал о петушиных боях в посёлке, поэтому заподозрил своих прихожан. Во время службы он спросил паству: "У кого-нибудь есть cock*?" Все мужчины встали. "Нет, нет, — сказал священник, — это не то, что я имел в виду. Кто-нибудь видел cock*?" Все женщины встали. "Нет, нет, — сказал священник, — это не то, что я имел в виду. Кто-нибудь видел не свой cock*?" Половина женщин встала. "Нет, нет, — сказал священник, — это не то, что я имел в виду. Кто-нибудь видел МОЙ cock*?" Шестнадцать послушников, два священника и коза встали. Священник упал в обморок.

*непереводимая игра слов со значениями слова cock


2 years, 3 months ago

чё выёбуетесь? тоже мне лет ми спик фром май харт


2 years, 3 months ago

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Marshrutka legla.


2 years, 3 months ago

Cock - член/сокращение от слова петух


2 years, 3 months ago

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster.


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