Two old gays are sitting in a cafe. One of them asks:
- Hey, Jonhy, what are you doing?
- Oh, just reading category B jokes.
- And is it interesting?
- Yes! And he started to masturbate furiously

Two old gays are sitting in a cafe. One of them asks:
- Hey, Jonhy, what are you doing?
- Oh, just reading category B jokes.
- And is it interesting?
- No
- Говна пакет.

Two old gays are sitting in a cafe. One of them asks:
- Hey, Jonhy, what are you doing?
- Oh, just reading category B jokes.
- And is it interesting?
- No
- Pidora otvet

Two old gays are sitting in a cafe. One of them asks:
- Hey, Jonny, there was the fucking gook! These sons of a bitch learnt hiding even there...!!