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Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: No, my dear Watson! She's a vegan.
Переделал в очень глубокий и грустный анек. Дело в том, что дети, родители которых сделали из них веганов, недополучают белков и некоторые минералы, в результате чего вырастают физически и умственно недоразвитыми.

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: She is in high.

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: хз, я английского-то и не знаю))))

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: Kakogo hera ti sprashivaesh, blyat, Watson!?

Etoi shkolnitsei byl 12 letnii malchik

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: London is the capital of Great Britain, my dear Watson!

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl and cannabis in a bed.
W: Oh God, Holmes! Is she in a high school?
H: She is not high. But i am.

Hero comes Necropolis and sees Sandro with young fire elemental in a bed.
W: Oh God, Sandro! Is she in a high school?
H: Elementals, my dear Hero!

(who don't understand - is Heroes and Magic III)

Watson comes home and sees Holmes with young girl in a bed.
W: Dafuq!?
H: U WOT M8???