Shingis dies. It goes to heaven and meets Saint Peter.
- Shingis, - he says. - You were a good man, you lived a great life, so welcome to Heaven. If you have any questions, be free to ask.
- Well... - Shingis thinks for a moment. - Privet ti che ohuel

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Zebra dies. It goes to heaven and meets Saint Peter.
— Zebra, — he says. — You were a good animal, you lived a great life, so welcome to Heaven. If you have any questions, be free to ask.
— Well... — zebra thinks for a moment. — For all my life I've been thinking, am I a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra whith black stripes?
Saint Peter closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
— I'm not able to answer you this question, — he says. — You need to go to God.
Zebra goes to God, stands a great queue and few days later it meets Saint Peter again.
— Oh, hello, Zebra! How are you? Do you like your new home? Is everything alright?
— Yes, thank you. Everything is fine, — it smiles.
— Have you been to God's office? — asks Saint Peter.
— Yes, I have.
— So, did he answer your question?
— Well... He did, — says zebra. — But I didn't understand him.
— So, what was his answer? — asks Saint Peter.
— He said, you are, what you are.
— Oh, that's quite easy! — smiles Saint Peter. — You are probably a white zebra with black stripes.
— But how do you know? — zebra was amazed.
— Because you are looking at the end of the anek, pidor!