Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - FBI! Everyone against the wall!
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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - FBI! You are under arrest for glazing into the anek's end!
so, word by word, judas received pizdy
Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Ilya Emelyanchenko. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Ilya? - GENERATOR IN THREE PANCAKES, THE MIDDLE ONE ROTATES ITSELF . - GOD BLESS!
Вот срань. Я думал там игра слов на английском какая. А это просто админ выёбывается. Ну ладно, хоть скилл чутка поднял
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Jesus wurde immer ärger über das Drogenproblem auf der Erde. Er rief ein Notfalltreffen mit seinen Aposteln an und nach ein paar Stunden Diskussion entschieden sie alle, dass sie mehr Informationen brauchten. Also haben sich die Apostel freiwillig gemeldet, um auf die Erde zu gehen und Proben von jeder Droge mitzubringen. Nach einigen Tagen kommen die Apostel zurück. - Wer ist da? - Es ist Peter. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, Peter? - Haschisch aus Marokko. - Ausgezeichnet, komm rein. - Wer ist da? - Es ist Mark. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, Mark? - Marihuana aus Indien. - Ausgezeichnet, komm rein. - Wer ist da? - Es ist Matthew. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, Matthew? - Kokain aus Kolumbien. - Ausgezeichnet, komm rein. - Wer ist da? - Es ist John. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, John? - Ekstase aus Montreal. - Ausgezeichnet, komm rein. - Wer ist da? - Es ist Luke. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, Luke? - Geschwindigkeit von Amsterdam. - Ausgezeichnet, komm rein. - Wer ist da? - Es ist Judas. Jesus öffnet die Tür. - Was hast du mitgebracht, Judas? - FBI! Jeder gegen die Wand!
Почему FBI, когда DEA
Машинный перевод - офигенный.
"Скорость из Амстердама". Аха-ха
Это был не тот Иуда.
Потому что апостол Матвей, который принес кокаин стал апостолом уже после предательства Иуды.
Но все забывают, что в числе 12 апостолов изначально было два Иуды.
Так что второй Иуда тоже оказался "иудой".
ты путаешь [Левия] Матфея и Матфия. Матфей был изначально, Матфий заменил Иуду, который из Кариота. Поскольку Иш-Кариот обычно 12-й в списке, это, скорее, второй Иуда который "иуда", а первый, Фаддей, был "нормальный"