Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - FBI! Everyone against the wall!
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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Judas? - FBI! Everyone don't look in the anec's end!
Но ведь DEA, это явно не такой маштаб, чтобы ФБР приплетать.
Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who’s there? - It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s John. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who’s there? - It’s Alexey Vilnusov. Jesus opens the door. - What did you bring back, Alexey? - Hello everybody! My name is Alexey Vilnusov , and I will teach you how to make money!