A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- SOSI JOPPPU SUKKKKKA

Horoshiy angliyskiy.

A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay will you?
The Russian answers:
- Я ТЕБЕ ВЫЛЬЮ БЛЯТЬ

A teacher of english came to AKB and shouted out: Learn English. Comes - orders. Came - ordered. Bartender. A glass of whiskey. And goes out.

A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- Poxyi nalivai

A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- Ya vypil.
And then he goes to sell his car on Carprice

A tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The tourist drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Payne!
The tourist answers:
- Vse oni bili mertvi. Posledniy vistrel postavil jirnuyu tochku v etoy istorii. Ya snyal palec s kurka — vsyo bilo koncheno.

Для тех, кто не умеет в английский:
Э рашн турист камс инту а баррум энд ордеред виски. Зе бармен гивс хим э гласс виски. Зе рашн дринкс энд директс хиз степс ту зе экзит. Зе бармен шаутс:
— пей
Зе рашн ансверс:
— I have drunk энд гоус аут.

A Russian AKB subscriber walks into a British bar, looks at the bartender and exclaims:
– О, Вы из Англии

> comes and ordered

Хм, отменное согласование.