A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- Ya vypil, and goes out.
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O, vy iz Anglii!
Русский турист входит в барную комнату и заказал виски. Бармен дает ему стеклянный виски. Русский пьёт и направляет свои шаги к выходу. Бармен кричит:
- Платите!
Русские ответы:
- Я выпил и уходит.
A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- MGIMO finished!
A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- Думаешь знаешь английский и такой деловой? А как тебе это - poshel nahui pidor.
A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
Далее события развивались с утомительной неизбежностью.
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A russian tourist comes into a barroom and ordered whisky. The barman gives him a glass whisky. The Russian drinks and directs his steps to the exit. The barman shouts:
- Pay!
The Russian answers:
- Pew)