Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Your words sounds overseas... Well, just suck!

Boy complains to the dick of his father: You told me to put a poo in my face! You said it would press the dogs at the school! But you faggot to melon one finger!
Farther: Really, Willy?
Boy: I put the poo on yours face.
Farther: Hahahaha.

Malchik zhaluetsa otcy: Ti skazal mne zasunut kartoshku v plavki! Ti skazal eto vpechatlit devochek v basseine! No ti ne skazal odnogo!
Otec: Pravda? I chego zhe?
Malchik: chto kartoshka dolzhna bit speredi!

#Potatoinside

Хлопчик скаржиться батькові: Ти сказав мені покласти картоплю в мої плавки! Ви сказали, що це вразить дівчат біля басейну! Але ви забули згадати одну річ!
Батько: Справді, що?
Хлопчик: Щоб картопля йшла спереду.

Нейро-некдотец:

Мальчик пожаловался отцу. Вы сказали, что поразите девушек в бассейне! Но вы забыли упомянуть что-то!
Отец: Что это?
Ребенок: положи картошку внутрь.

And the name of the boy was Lukashenko

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That I'am obosralsia

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: Potato botva floats and impress colorado mondavoshkas.

Kartoshka