Хлопчик скаржиться своєму батькові:
— Ви сказали мені поміщати картоплину у свої Трулі! Ви сказали, що це справить на дівчаток враження в басейні! Але ви забули згадувати одну вещь!
Батько:
— Дійсно, що?
Хлопчик:
— Те, що картопля повинна піти попереду.

Your trunk is visible, are you in the course?

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go into my ass.

Но компренде

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: You are adopted.
And laughed so unpleasantly.

Boy complains to his father:
- You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! Batku!
- Sho, sinku?
- Ne lize!
- Ta ti salom smazh, i zalize

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a leg into my swimming ass! You said it would impress the girls at the internet!
Father: Really, my son.
This son was Alexey Panin.

For those whom not understood: this potato looks like a poop in his pants