There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
Dave now coming home and sing:
"A WHOLE PILE OF WHORES I WILL BRING!"

Лэт ми спик фром май харт

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
London is the capital of Great Britain

Как-то раз парень Дэйв смело
Взял и выкопал шлюхи тело.
Была страшной, пиздец,
И один лишь сосец,
Но и деньги ведь тратить не дело!

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a hat from a grave.
It was moldy and shitty,
And looked not so pretty
But you see, it fits him well!

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
A ona emu kak raz.

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But dropped him out btw

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who went to the graveyard to dig up a whore,
And there he saw Armenians playing tables.

There once was a captain named Pete,
Who travelled with a pig on the ship.
Pig was moldy and shitty,
Especially shitty
But fuck! It's a wonderful pig!

рассказ от лица шлюхи.

I died and I was in the grave,
When a nigga with no money came.
He sang me a song
Just all the night long,
About that his penis shows, hey!